Well dangit, I swear that looks like two street signs, sssshhhhhh...I hear that those aluminum signs make
great skidplates.  No, I did not obtain these illegally, they were getting dumped by the street dept.
in my hometown.  Haha, I do not endorse messing with street signs, but if you must, please do not even
think about touching STOP signs or any others that are of similar importance.